So once upon a time in France lived a powerful Lord with the nickname of Bluebeard as he had a long black beard with glints of blue in it...random but true. Throughout the years he had wife after wife but as bad luck would have it they all died inexplicably. This never striked people as odd and his next wife thought nothing of it either. After they were married Bluebeard buggered off giving his wife a bunch of keys and telling her she can go into any room but the one at the end of the ground floor corridor. His wife promised she wouldn’t, (even though it was blatant she would) and he left her alone in the castle. However understandably she grew too curious and could stand it no longer. She opened the forbidden room. Dun Dun Dunnn!! :O Hanging on the walls inside the room were the bodies of Bluebeard’s wives- he had strangled them all with his own hands!! Big shocker there :/ Anyways woman obviously was a little freaked out and ran out of the room; unfortunately she noticed the key which opened the room was stained with blood. Unfortunately it no matter how much she washed, scrubbed and rinsed the key it was all in vain, the key was still red. When Bluebeard came back the woman was freaking out especially when he asked for the keys back. When she gave them to him he noticed that the key had blood on it and realised she had been into the room therefore he exclaimed “You must die!” Bit of psychopath really. Anyway luckily before he had the chance her brothers came into the room swords and all and killed him. Hurray! :D And woman ended up marrying a good and honest man who helped her to forget the terrible adventure and she lost all her sense of curiosity. The End
Good post filled with wonderful sarcasm, I particularly like the fed up smilie ':/'. Shame it's 315 words though (bet you thought nobody would notice...)
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